My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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