I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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