just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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