you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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