He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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