Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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