he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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