I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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