FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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