Non-Jews are for practice
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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