Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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