Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I met the friendliest cop last night
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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