Just mADE A PArabola og urine
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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