I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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