I feel like I'm in dance class right now
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
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