dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
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