You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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