NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Randomize
