just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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