and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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