I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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