this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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