So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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