New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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