He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
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