K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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