You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
