i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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