What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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