the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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