Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
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