Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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