You surviving the open bar?
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Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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