Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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