The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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