i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
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