Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
it hurts more in the daytime
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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