And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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