Walk of Shame. In a state park.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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