i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Holy sore nipples Batman
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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