so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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