is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
