you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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