How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Randomize
