I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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