Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
This house was built for laser tag.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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