Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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