i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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