break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Just high enough for therapy.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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