But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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