Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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