The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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