I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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