the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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