Joe is yelling at the trees again.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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