she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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