but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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