So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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